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theferrett

Thus far, I have raised $2018.52 for The National Hemophilia Association. But I need more. And yet for charity, I will beg; I want to make at least $1,000 this year, and I'll do whatever it takes to honor my Uncle Tommy's name.

Thus far, I have promised to write about the following topics in my twenty-four hour blogging frenzy:

1. My description of The Guthrie Party, in two parts (though sadly, the stories I have to tell are notoriously light on Guthrie)
2. The finest drunk driving story I possess
3. Why most comic shop proprietors act like they've never seen a girl before

For $10.00, I will write the essay of your choice - I currently have twenty slots available. Want to know what I think on a particular subject? Hand me $25.00, and I'll even devote the essay to you and your personal problems as seen by reading your LiveJournal, wrapped in a helpful cut-tag.

And for $50.00, I'll really mean it.

And, later on, porn. (I am not writing porn at a time when I have to post every half-hour; I refuse to get all hot and bothered and then not be able to nip off for a quick Giniage.)

Want to see where all the action is? Well, you'll have to pony up the cash to see Charity_whore, my special secret journal where all of my Blog-A-Thon posts will be archived.

What are you waiting for? Donate now, and tell me your LiveJournal name!